Video: Garden gnomes attack Nats racing presidents

In 2014, a single life-sized garden gnome clobbered the racing presidents. In 2015, on the team’s second garden gnome night, two gnomes teamed up to take them down once again. On Tuesday night at Nationals Park, the team celebrated Ben Revere Garden Gnome night, and yes, fans saw all three of the Nats historic gnomes — Jayson …

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Video: Presidents race in lederhosen for Oktoberfest at Nationals Park

Concession stands featured beer cheese and sauerkraut balls, the Edelweiss Band and Bavarian & Austrian Dance Company performed in the center field plaza, members of the Nat Pack wore traditional bavarian dirndl dresses, and the Washington Nationals racing presidents wore giant lederhosen for Saturday night’s Oktoberfest celebration at Nationals Park. During the fourth inning presidents race, Blond … Continue reading Video: Presidents race in lederhosen for Oktoberfest at Nationals Park

Video: Secret Service attacks racing presidents on National Teddy Bear Day

It’s presumed that the Secret Service is supposed to protect our presidents, but on Friday night at Nationals Park, the Nats’ mascot handlers, who wear “Secret Service” jerseys, conspired with racing president Teddy Roosevelt to take out the competition. It was National Teddy Bear Day, and so as the race began from center field, Roosevelt … Continue reading Video: Secret Service attacks racing presidents on National Teddy Bear Day

Thomas Jefferson swings a big book on National Read A Book Day

Thomas Jefferson didn’t seem clear on the concept. Tuesday was National Read A Book Day, and so when the Washington Nationals presidents race began, it stood to reason that the Sage of Monticello, who started the Library of Congress with a donation from his personal library, skipped the race to read a giant book in … Continue reading Thomas Jefferson swings a big book on National Read A Book Day