“Honest” Abe Lincoln returned to familiar territory Friday night at Nationals Park, disrupting and otherwise clean race with dirty tricks directed at the winless Teddy Roosevelt and William Howard Taft.
Lincoln sat out the race, but emerged from the bullpen to put a body slam on Teddy and Bill to knock them out of contention.
In the first photo finish of the season, George Washington leaned across the tape to edge out Thomas Jefferson at the wire.
With his eighth consecutive win, the father of our country is threatening to turn the season into a laugher.
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