Abraham Lincoln returned to form Sunday at Nationals Park — cheating form, that is.
In a race more fitting for a roller derby, “Honest” Abe took out George Washington with an anabashed body check along the outfield wall, clearing a path to victory after Thomas Jefferson had taken out Teddy Roosevelt in similar fashion. As has become the custom, corrupt race judge Screech turned a cheek and failed to disqualify Lincoln.
Abe’s third victory in the last four races helped Lincoln keep pace with season leader Washington as the team hits the road for the week.
Video courtesy of YouTube member lfahome
LET TEDDY WIN 
why doesnt lincoln get disqualified. hes a cheating jerk and so is screech