The Washington Nationals confirmed today that racing president Teddy Roosevelt would be held out of tonight’s presidents race at Nationals Park, marking the third straight race without fan favorite Teddy.
A spokesperson for the team told us that Teddy re-aggravated his hamstring injury from a few weeks ago. “He is getting treatment and we hope he’ll be back in the race by the weekend.”
The mysterious injury was first revealed on September 6, when it was announced to fans at the Park that Teddy had been injured during pre-game warmups. Roosevelt returned the next night and competed in the next 4 races, looking good and even finishing first on September 8, only to be disqualified from that race for cheating. However, Teddy has not appeared since that homestand ended on September 10. Unconfirmed rumors suggest that the hamstring story is a Nationals cover up for a wardrobe malfunction.
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“Let Teddy win”? The real Theodore Roosevelt would call that “mollycoddling.” He wouldn’t want anyone to LET him win. He’d want to earn it.
Think about it: Imagine all three opponents, Screech, and anyone else trying to stop him, and he still triumphs. Now THAT would be in the spirit of the original TR… who, as you may be aware, hated being called Teddy. (He preferred the initials, or Colonel, his Army rank.)