Panther Returns To Attack Teddy During Presidents Race

6 thoughts on “Panther Returns To Attack Teddy During Presidents Race”

  1. We were at the game last night. Teddy won! Actually, he rode a motor bike, and was disqualified. Boo Screech — you stickler for the rules — you broke my daughter’s heart. Today we rip up our cuddly furry Screech doll, then hang all the pieces in effigy, then burn them all. For two seconds we saw what it was like to experience a Teddy victory. A lasting memory. But a daughter who bear emotional scars forever. Shame Screech, shame.

  2. Wait a minite here! Just wait a minute! Teddy was attacked by a panther for the second time this season!? Teddy was a big game hunter for crying out loud! Where was his rifle?

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