Alien – LET TEDDY WIN

July 2, 2014

Alien invades Nationals Park on World UFO Day

Wednesday marked the 67th anniversary of the Roswell UFO incident, and so of course, invading aliens marked the occasion by disrupting the presidents race at Nationals Park. William Howard Taft was the first to spot the alien lurking near the bullpen, but the other presidents ignored his warnings. The alien turned out to be no … Continue reading Alien invades Nationals Park on World UFO Day

May 20, 2014

Video: Human head pops out of Abe Lincoln’s chest during Nationals presidents race

On Monday night’s broadcast of the Nationals’ 14-inning game vs. the Cincinnati Reds, MASN replays of the first presidents race picked up an unfortunate wardrobe malfunction. As founding father’s George Washington and Thomas Jefferson clotheslined Abe Lincoln, a human head briefly pops out of the Great Emancipator’s chest as horrified bullpen pitchers look on. It … Continue reading Video: Human head pops out of Abe Lincoln’s chest during Nationals presidents race