DATE |
VS. |
WINNER |
NOTABLE |
3/31 |
ATL |
George/Tom |
Teddy falls as George/Tom split opening day relay |
4/2 |
ATL |
George/Tom |
George & Tom take 2nd team race aboard tandem bikes |
4/3 |
ATL |
Abe |
Teddy has Abe beat, but is clotheslined by George & Tom |
4/12 |
PHI |
George |
Teddy wears makeshift cosmonaut helmet, but can’t see |
4/13 |
PHI |
Tom |
JFK makes his first appearance at Nationals Park |
4/14 |
PHI |
Abe |
Phillies fan reaches from stands, hits Thomas Jefferson |
4/15 |
MIL |
Tom |
Presidents plow through “un-racing sausages” |
4/17† |
MIL |
George |
Guest mascots tackle “un-racing sausages” |
4/17 |
MIL |
Abe |
Teddy barbeques sausages on the field |
4/26 |
NYM |
Abe |
“That Cat” returns to Nationals Park, tackles Teddy |
4/27 |
NYM |
George |
“Botox” presidents return, Abe slams into Teddy |
4/28 |
NYM |
Abe |
Teddy knocks Jefferson to the ground |
4/29 |
SF |
Abe |
Teddy dresses for the royal wedding |
4/30 |
SF |
Abe |
Teddy dives for the finish line |
5/1 |
SF |
Abe |
Classic presidents return, Abe comes from behind to win |
5/2 |
SF |
George |
Presidents introduce new “patriotic” jerseys |
5/13 |
FLA |
Abe |
Presidents wear hockey masks for Friday the 13th |
5/14 |
FLA |
Abe |
Teddy races in fishing gear vs. Florida Marlins |
5/15 |
FLA |
Tom |
Teddy knocks out Abe Lincoln |
5/16 |
PIT |
Tom |
Teddy misses race waiting in line for a $1 hot dog |
5/27 |
SD |
Abe |
Abe pays tribute to Randy “Macho Man” Savage |
5/28 |
SD |
Abe |
Jayson Werth shows disgust as Abe wins again |
5/29 |
SD |
George |
Teddy sustains late lead but George wins at the tape |
5/30 |
PHI |
Abe |
Amid much speculation about a Teddy victory, he loses |
5/31 |
PHI |
George |
Teddy fades, George dances across the finish line |
6/1 |
PHI |
Tom |
Teddy wins aboard a Segway, and is disqualified |
6/14 |
STL |
Tom |
Tom cheats, plows into Abe, gets victory anyway |
6/15 |
STL |
George |
That Cat, Rally Penguin aren’t enough on Lobster Day |
6/16 |
STL |
George |
Teddy goes off-course into the outfield |
6/17 |
BAL |
George |
Wrestler John Cena pumps up Teddy vs. Oriole Bird |
6/18 |
BAL |
George |
Abe takes a tumble, George takes 4th race in a row |
6/19 |
BAL |
Tom |
George Washington fails again on Fathers Day |
6/21 |
SEA |
Abe |
Teddy sends That Cat to stop George Washington |
6/22 |
SEA |
Abe |
Samurai takes out Washington and Jefferson |
6/23 |
SEA |
Tom |
TJ catches Teddy from behind to take victory #10 |
7/1 |
PIT |
George |
Pittsburgh Pierogies send Tom and Teddy flying |
7/2 |
PIT |
Abe/George |
Abe runs anchor, shares relay win race with George |
7/2 |
PIT |
George |
Abe gives up lead to tackle Pittsburgh pierogies |
7/3 |
PIT |
Abe |
Abe passes four pierogies at the finish |
7/4 |
CHC |
Tom |
Jefferson carries flag wire-to-wire on Independence Day |
7/5 |
CHC |
Abe |
Teddy tries to lock the door on the other presidents |
7/6 |
CHC |
Abe |
Presidents Endorse Michael Morse for the All Star Team |
7/7 |
CHC |
Tom |
Teddy runs into the right field wall |
7/8 |
COL |
Tom |
Presidents honor final Space Shuttle Atlantis launch |
7/9 |
COL |
Tom |
Teddy fades holding his balloon-animal dog |
7/10 |
COL |
George |
George Washington dons horns for Running of the Bulls |
7/26 |
FLA |
Tom |
In football tribute, Teddy stripped at the goal line |
7/27 |
FLA |
Tom |
That Cat returns, takes out George, Abe, and Teddy |
7/28 |
FLA |
Tom |
Teddy loses lead after high-stepping through the race |
7/29 |
NYM |
Tom |
Dressed in Hawaiian shirts, Teddy stops to hula dance |
7/30 |
NYM |
Abe |
Teddy takes out his frustrations on Tom, decks him |
7/31 |
NYM |
Abe |
Teddy attacks George & Tom to kick off Shark Week |
8/1 |
ATL |
George |
Teddy rides a trike w/ the Gecko, Screech gets it wrong |
8/2 |
ATL |
Tom |
Teddy takes out George Washington in the outfield |
8/3 |
ATL |
Tom |
Teddy gets tackled by Luc the Lobster |
8/16 |
CIN |
Abe |
Teddy taken down by racing monkey Steve |
8/17 |
CIN |
Abe |
Wardrobe malfunction as Tom’s uniform comes open |
8/18 |
CIN |
Abe |
Abe comes from behind, holds off Tom for the win |
8/19 |
PHI |
Abe |
Teddy fails to block Abe in the home stretch |
8/20 |
PHI |
George |
New introductions by the GEICO Gecko |
8/21 |
PHI |
George |
In a photo finish, George edges Abe and Teddy |
8/22 |
ARI |
Tom |
Tom finishes first, loses his shirt again |
8/23 |
ARI |
George |
George passes Teddy, makes Abe look foolish |
8/24 |
ARI |
Abe |
Presidents issue challenge to Arizona’s Mark Grace |
8/25 |
ARI |
Abe |
Racing Mark Grace tells Teddy “I’m coming for you” |
9/2 |
NYM |
George |
Teddy tumbles short of the finish line, trips Abe |
9/3 |
NYM |
Tom |
Teddy avoids disqualification only by losing |
9/4 |
NYM |
Abe |
Abe Lincoln blocks Teddy, turns and taunts him |
9/5 |
LAD |
Tom |
Teddy taunts the other presidents – much too early |
9/6 |
LAD |
George |
That Cat returns to thwart a sure victory for Teddy |
9/7 |
LAD |
N/A |
Canceled (Rain) |
9/8 |
LAD |
Tom |
Jefferson wins a Sprint in rain-postponed game |
9/9 |
HOU |
Abe |
Lincoln runs away with it, then does a little dance |
9/10 |
HOU |
Tom |
Teddy turns on the racing presidents, and regrets it |
9/11 |
HOU |
George |
Washington leads 9/11 remembrance day carrying a flag |
9/16 |
FLA |
Abe |
Teddy tries the old misdirection scheme |
9/17 |
FLA |
Tom |
Leprechaun takes out Teddy 1/2 way to St. Patty’s Day |
9/17 |
FLA |
Tom |
13th-inning backwards race postpones Abe’s celebration |
9/18 |
FLA |
Tom |
Teddy goes fishing for Marlin, forgets about the race |
9/23 |
ATL |
Tom |
Jayson Werth and the bullpen get in on the action |
9/24 |
ATL |
Werth |
Jayson Werth causes chaos again, is declared winner |
9/25 |
ATL |
Tom |
Jayson Werth: “It’s bigger than me, man.” |
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