Let Teddy Win!

After rain delay, Teddy distracts Thomas Jefferson with discount ponchos

The Nationals efforts to turn Thomas Jefferson into the new “lovable loser” reached new heights on Thursday night at Nationals Park.

After a nearly two hour rain delay, a sparse crowd was on hand when the presidents race finally began at close to 10:00pm. As is becoming common, Thomas Jefferson took a huge lead into the home stretch.

But Teddy Roosevelt was standing near the finish line with a sign reading “Ponchos $5.”

Sure enough, like Roosevelt had been so many times before him, the founding father became easily distracted, as he stopped to see a man about a poncho, Lincoln stole the win.

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